Fred on His First Day

Someone in South Carolina asked Fred what he would do on his first day in office. He had a great answer (look at the second video). The text is below, but the video is worth watching.

I'd walk in to the Oval Office, close the door behind me, get down on my knees and pray for guidance, and pray for the strength to do the right thing and the wisdom to know what the right thing was.

Then I'd get up and fire everybody.